Stingtalk Butthurt Exchange version 2017 - Week 0

[ClydeBrick]

What are you doing with all these fees you're collecting? $500 is gouging.

The Dirty Dogs at the tailgate don't grow on trees.

 

[Akinji07]

The Dirty Dogs at the tailgate don't grow on trees.

Dammit now I'll keep thinking about what to grill for the first tailgate.

 

[eg1]

I don't pretend to understand very clearly how this works, but please give me the largest position in Mutthurt futures that I can possibly buy at this time, please and thank you.

 

[GTRules]

I want all the HypC you will sell me right now.

 

[Diseqc]

Prices should change after major news

 

[Akinji07]

Futures prices will be adjusted by Monday.

Prices should change after major news

I'll incorporate injuries and suspensions and give you guys new prices on Monday. Any trades submitted until then will be at the new prices so I'll confirm those trades after posting the prices.

 

[MCRP09]

If you want, I'll give you $47,500 HypC futures and an additional $9,500 of HypC and $9,500 BHC short. That's pretty much the max you can do.

All in; I'd like to execute this investment strategy as well please.