How Not to Atack a Zone Defense

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By Coach Paul Hewitt

The names of the players hae been changed to potect the innocent.


Bonus: how no to inbounds the basketball

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I also recommend this classic...

That'll Getcha Nowhere: The Art of Harassing Refs on Every Possession.

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How to not draw up a play during a timeout

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Also available from Scholastic Arts Publishing:

Killing Mo, or how to destroy your teams momentum by calling timeout when your home crowd is whipped into a frenzy after a run.